Thursday, July 10, 2008

Imagine...

No, not the utopian society where John Lennon imagines there aren't any more countries. Imagine this:

-You were given the gift of going to work, and being able to 100% tune out all of the dramatic crap that flies around the office.

-You were able to divert tons of responsibility at work (with no added benefit or pay even if you did it) by being simple being ignorant of what is being said to you.

-Annnoying commercials? Don't understand them!

-Annoying neighbors bitching? Gone!

Damn.. why did I learn Japanese?