Me: Knocks on neighbor's door
Neighbor: opens door after about 2 minutes, peers only his head out
Me: Uh, hi. I'm your new neighbor.. I just moved in upstairs
Me: So anyway, I just thought I'd come by and introduce myself
Me: Yeah, so my name is Grant.
Neighbor: Puts on fake smiley face. Oh, nice to meet you!
Me: Nice to meet you too
Neighbor: Shuts door
I suppose I won't be asking for a cup of sugar any time soon.